pussylipgloss:

when i see girls hating on astrology i’m like ….is he around? is your man making you say this ? lmk when the coast is clear and i’ll send you your chart babe

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lizowskii:

true love is what you felt for that album you played for one month straight

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aevvus:

eearth:

The real glo up is when you stop waiting to turn into some perfect hypothetical version of yourself and consciously enjoy being who you are in the present moment.

I need to remember this

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croutoncat:

i’ve got like 2 friends maybe 2.5

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torracat:

shortraline:

*me, tugging on the coat tails of passing strangers in the street as they go about their busy day to day lives* dopamine? dopamine? sir, dopami- ma’am, dopamine? 

*shaking an empty cup at passersby* got any happiness? spare some neurochemicals? anyone?

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billykaplxn:

Too depressed to be awake? Not depressed enough for a Depression Nap™? Welcome to Existential Crisis Wrapped in Blanket!

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roachpatrol:

jumpingjacktrash:

sauntervaguelydownward:

showerthoughtsofficial:

When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.

It has honestly never occurred to me that this warning was about cars and not construction equipment

my nighttime painkillers give me the weirdest urge to drive a backhoe

whenever anything says ‘for external use only’ they mean ‘for the love of god this isn’t anal lube’ but i always think ‘why would i want to eat sunscreen’

(Source: reddit.com, via laughcentre)

elizabeth-catarina:

whys … everyone so mean 

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thepersephonecabin:

shoutout to everyone making progress that no one recognized because you never let anyone see your darkest moments. i see you and i am so, so proud of every little step you’re making in the right direction.

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